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If I Only Had a Chin

I first realized I didn’t have a chin about 13 years ago when I was at a consultation with my orthodontist. I was getting fitted for braces, and he was talking to my mother about potential options. (Like all orthodontists this man was an insane person, he and his staff seemed to hate all their patients, and he was constantly lecturing brace-faced teenagers that they weren’t brushing enough.)